If you don't like the news, go out and make some.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it
