If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind
