If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
Ever since I took geometry at school, my life has turned around 360 degrees.
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
