If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis"
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine