I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
I don't think it's rude to ask someone in an online dating site to send a picture posing with a copy of today's newspaper