I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
