I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.
My first child has gone off to college and I feel a great emptiness in my life. Specifically, in my checking account
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
Out of all the things I've lost, i miss my memory the most.
