I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
My favorite sexual position: The Chilean miner. That's where you go down on me and stay there till Christmas
