I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
