Insanity is defined as doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different results
My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!
The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.