It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.
I sent an angel to watch over you last night but he came back saying he can't watch porn
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? They're trying not to attract any more undue blame then they already have.
