I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions
One cigarette shortens your life by two hours, one bottle of vodka by three hours, and a workday - eight hours
My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
Only in America,do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters