I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
