I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts
