I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!
The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? "Cause you're fatter than they are."
I think that if I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore
