I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
You had to wait 10 whole minutes? Poor thing, are you sure you're going to be okay? Should i call someone?