I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.