I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
