I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
