Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall
Confucius says Love one another. If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday