Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
Have you heard about the new supersensitive condoms? They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman
Temples are free to enter but still empty. Pubs charge to enter, but are full. People ignore inner peace & choose to pay for self destruction
