Just another preeminent expert at massacring hopes and dreams
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
