Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst
