Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"