Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser
