Love - is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed.
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
You should know, that no one understood it was an April fool's joke because no one expected you have a sense of humor
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
