Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her
What are the three words that men hate to hear during sex? "Are you done?"
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini