Love is one long sweet dream... and marriage is the alarm clock.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
How do men define a "50/50" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle
