Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others
I rather go to hell than Heaven. I don't know how mermaids in heaven can seduce me when they don't have legs to spread.
Fridges should have glass doors.That way i don't have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move
