[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
You don't notice the air, until someone spoils it.