Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle
What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, And the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.