Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.