Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.