Men are like Bluetooth. When they're close they're connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment
A woman is like a well-served table at which a man looks one way before he eats and differently after he ate
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small