Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
Intelligence is like an underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
