Men live better than women. First of all, they get married later and secondly, they die earlier
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!