Most women don't know where to look when they're eating a banana.
I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
