My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league.
Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.