My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water
If you get in the mood to do some work, someone will always wake you up.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
