My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror
Aww, it's so cute when you try to talk about things you don't understand.
