My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down
I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.