My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?