My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
A man enters a store and says: "15 litres of wine please." "Did you bring a container for this?" "You're speaking to it."
I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!