My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
If I'm about to die, keep me alive. I wanna be a burden, I want my feet clean, I want my diaper changed.
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
It matters not whether you win or lose: what matters is whether I win or lose.
