Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!
Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a mustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.
S.I.N.G.L.E...sexy! innocent! naughty! gorgeous! lustful! exciting!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Annie." "Annie who?" "Annie body home?"
