Never get on one knee for a girl who won't get on two for you!
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms. She said, "Depends on what's in it for me."
You're 10 times more likely to die when your girlfriend says, "I'm fine" than when you are flying on an airplane.
I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest
