Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
That moment when you laugh so much about your friends joke you end up farting accidentally
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
