Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
Why did God put men on the Earth? Becuase a vibrator can't mow the lawn.