Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault.
My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. He was right, I feel ten years older already
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
