Ninety two percent of cross-eyed teachers have difficulty controlling their pupils
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak
