No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? At the circus, the clowns don't talk
How are husbands like lawn mowers? They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work
When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.