No one actually follow the work policy. The rules are just there so the boss can later say "I told you so"
Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine? He fell in love with a pincushion!
There are two kinds of friends : those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you
Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of