Oh, what? Sorry. I was trying to imagine you with a personality.
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks