Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.
Life is a comedy for those who think, but a tragedy for those who feel.
Girl: My GrandFather Lived For 96 Years & He Never Used Glasses. Boy: Yeah I Know, Few People Drink Directly From Bottle