Only difference between Christian Grey and myself is he has money. Somehow he's a ladies man, whereas I'm a pervert.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.