Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!
Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her.
If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place.
My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear
