Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!
Exercising is a great motivation to eat more fast food.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
