Orphans don't play baseball because they don't know where home is!
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
According to the principle of the sandwich, if you put butter on both sides the sandwich will hang in the air
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."