People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
You never have to worry about love at first sight if you steadfastly keep looking at your phone.
Dear men, if you stopped seeing your wife as a woman, it doesn't mean that all men are blind
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.
