People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest? Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12
Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?
A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body
