People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love
I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
