People who write "u" instead of "you". What do you do with all the time you save?
When a newly married woman smiles, all know why, but when a ten-years married woman smiles, all wonder why
Do you know what the square root of 69 is? Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....)
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket
