Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish
