Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
