Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls
Olympic track makes you feel like you witnessed a crime, because you hear a gunshot and then see a bunch of black guys hauling ass.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
