Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water
