Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Change your Facebook Status to "I'm Pregnant" or "I'm Engaged" and watch the April Fools LIKE & Comment away
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
