Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture