Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
A girl has to get in bed before 8 p.m. so she can come home at 11.
I would rather be violently murdered in my sleep than going out with you!