Relationships are similar to fat people. Most of them don't work out.
When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say "Oh sorry" or "Well that sucks"
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball
