Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen."
What is the difference between a blonde and a Lamborghini? You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini
