Retirement is the time in your life when time is no longer money.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
Wow, this article looks awesome. *clicks link* *finds out it's a slideshow* *throws computer out the window*
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it
